What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Q. What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes
A. A Chihaha
My friend thinks he is funny.He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion,so I threw a coconut at him.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."