What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Funny Jokes
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
