Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
rape isn't funny unless she's laughing too
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
How do yo secks
With penis!
jajajajja funny joke epic laugh I have been detained please help
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Are yo an egg cause your jokes aint funny
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
what did the fish say to the other fish?
I want my life to be H2O-ver
this is a big joke so yeah you cants tell me what to do this joke is funny so laugh ok... now that your done laughing lemme say a joke... get it there was no joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny im ninja
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
I told my dad, " I just thought of something funny." He said, ..." Your face?"
