Funny jokes
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Not funny, guys!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”