Funny jokes

I make baby mush.

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.

Like this.

Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

It is not funny about kidnapping.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.

He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."

But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"

Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."

Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)