Funny jokes
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
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What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
I make baby mush.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.