Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom
what does 6 tell 7? "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
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Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
I FUCKING LOVE TRIPLE H AND JIMMY WANG YANG
If my son was a real man I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?
Hell you fuck bitch dick
This bitch won't message me anymore what the fuck do I do why are bitches so sensitive.
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If I fuck you harder you have to screen daddy,but what happens when you cum
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
how can you tell that a blonde likes you? she only give three fucking nights in a row.
Jordan u stupid ass! Addison never botherd u so leave her FUCK alone! How about this. get up go outside, stop being an jackass and get fucking life!
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
