Fucking jokes
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Fuck jk.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
"Fuck me, Jarry."
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
I fucked your girl.