Fucking jokes

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

FUCK ME DADDY!!!!

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?

Close the casket.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.