Fucking jokes
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
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Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
FUCKING GENIUS
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"