Fucking jokes
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
FUCKING GENIUS
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.