Fucking jokes
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
FUCKING GENIUS
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.