Just think when we getting fucked we make our own food
So I saw the police. I yelled dumper get into the fucking yumper!
Why are gay guys so rude
Because they’re fucking assholes
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"
if your happy and you know it fuck your mom
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I just wish i went on a date with ariana grande and then everybody hey i fuck ariana grande.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Friend 1- How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain? Me- He could feel it in his bones Friend 1- No, he read the forcast you fucking idiot
Heheh ;3
Why do people have sex. Because they like going ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me bich I love y
Fuck jewkraine
Kenny Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted. Tyler: Why? Kenny: Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest.
What do you call a aisan man flying a plane
A pilot you racist fuck
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny.
The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”
Johnny replied “No.” and left the room.
The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.
“Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny.
“Does your dick touch your asshole?”
“No.”
The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.
“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa.
“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”
“Yep.”
“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”
Me:imagine not having hair
Kids: on chemo
Bitch the fuck
