Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Fucking Jokes
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
