I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
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Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments)
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
So I saw the police. I yelled dumper get into the fucking yumper!
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Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
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Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
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