Fucking jokes
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I fucked your girl.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I fucked my mom.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.