Fucking jokes
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Memes
BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!