Fucking jokes
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.