Fucking jokes
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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Memes
BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.