Fucking jokes

Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).

What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?

Close the casket.

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.

Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.

It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!