Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? One's alive at the bottom. What's even worse than THAT? It eats it's way out. Wait it gets worse... It goes back for seconds. Just one more I swear... It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"
if your happy and you know it fuck your mom
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words
WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
