Fucking jokes
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Having sex while camping is fucking in-tents.
"Fuck me, Jarry."
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Fuck all reading this.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
I fucked your girl.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Fuck nugget!
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?