fuck you
zaine davis and stephen hawking fuck each others brains out
Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."
101 pedo jokes whys everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, its called women taking advantage, youl shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who dont admit there like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why dont you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, ive been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, i know whats going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jelous coz your drink tastes like shit?, is it coz your shit though?, how many bids have you done?, shit 1million views, dont try bribe me, did the police give me snip?, hows my barbie doll or shall i say my little pony? the police beat fuck outta me, whats all these needle marks on my arm, i can tell you want something, whys everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web,
keep it going on lol
whys hughs mum so fucking fat cause she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6789.
fuck u
fuck you biiiiiitch
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast
more like so they can fuck him am i right
why does adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed
what do u get when glen fuckes a orange ...adam
whats the difference between Paul Walker and my computer
when my computer crashes i actually give a fuck
Fuck
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Fuck you people who made the those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Man:Did you know pidgins die after having sex? Women:No really? Man:Well the one I fucked did...
Fucking windows updates
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go fuck yourself.”
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
How do kill a redneck Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes of his house
