Friendship jokes

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.