I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
