Friendship jokes

There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each was granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said, "I wish to go back home." The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....