Friendship jokes

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Why don't orphans have any friends?

Because they don't have homies.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"