Friendship jokes
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.