Friendship jokes
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Memes
Like if this is you lmfao
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.