Friendship jokes

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Daveon is my blud, cuh.

Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya