Friendship jokes
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!