Friendship jokes

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Daveon is my blud, cuh.

Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.