My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
