Friendship jokes

So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.

One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"

He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

How did number 1 kindly make number 2?

I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Daveon is my blud, cuh.

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

What did the lettuce say to the carrot?

"Lettuce be friends!"

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.