Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He’s a pain in the ass.

I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt

How do we know that the ocean is friendly??? It waves

What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

Not Sally.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart which is the big fart monsters best friend this is her 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit

Me: I want to be a stand up comedian Friend: You have to be able to stand up

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Which month is the bus.? December

What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend

Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends

I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called “sandbox” to dig up dirt…

Rose’s are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

Why couldn’t the orphan go into the restaurant? It was family friendly

Friend: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Friend: Short. Me: Short Who? Friend: Short you! Me: 🙁 Friend:🤣

FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended
lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended

FRIEND not so much " dude im  blocking you!" sended

Lonly orphan " :( sended

Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…