Friend jokes

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.