Friend jokes
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
You look like my friend when he smile
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.