Riley jokes
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Riley Styler :)
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
Community talk
When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckin’ MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, I’m lookin’ like, “Aw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went down”. Everybody’s all y’know, mad and pissed off, I’m lookin’ like, man, I’m lookin’ like, man, y’know I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ beast, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ballin’ out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ monster, you kno-ow what I’m saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckin’ idiot, man
Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more
Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more