why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
i have a friend who dont have a dad he says: ur useless go to hell me: wait why do u want me to join ur dad
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
(Me) Do u know a funny joke? Friend: Yes u.
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car
me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth
Bro your humor is so bad i bet you would laugh at this
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If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are🐺🐮
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I never forgotten it... A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass...the worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back & another train ran over him and cut off his head... BAD IDEA & a lesson to us all... NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
