The Savage Orphan Comeback

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! You think this is just some random kid talk? NO! So, first off, you need to realize the kid in this story is what we call 'savage'. When someone says "Yeah, but you are too," the other person got them into a corner. But not this kid. This kid does not have time for your logic. He takes it one step further and cuts the guy deep, going straight for the emotional jugular, hitting him with 'At least my parents wanted me.' You see? He basically said 'Yeah, you're an orphan, and your parents are trash.' Savage. This is not some happy friendly talk, you idiot.