my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
what do you call my friends... SHORT
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
My mom gave my friend for a blow job for god luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview and they both got the job, now who needs good luck got their job interview just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
As a son I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot. I came home the next day I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask whats going on my mom said to me. Meet your new daddy, then my friend said to hey son get me a beer from the fridge.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
What did one deperesed kid say to the other? Hey wanna hang together.
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.
One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
my wheelchair friend was getting bullied so i told him to stand up for himself.
Friends: You wanna hang with us? Me: No, I wanna hang myself
You learn from the best.
Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.
