One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."
Are you forehead and hairline friends? cus they go way back.
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
i'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
A Chinese guy said to his friend : I saw you fucking your donkey, yesterday.
His friend : No , that's impossible , it's too hot inside.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
why didt the orphan not play video games with his friends cuz his parents wouldt let him
my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
