Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? friend: why? me: they have a history of separating colors
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
My friend: I want to cut myself. Me: No don’t do that. *hands lighter* do this instead.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
