I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
which freedom fighter do we say good morning everyday ans subah chandra bose subah means morning
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
