What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Don't free Britney!
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
