Freedom jokes

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.