Freedom jokes
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation? A period. Why? Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again.