Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Doom is eternal.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
