Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Doom is eternal.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?