Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
paul walker started in 3 movies fast and furious, gone in 60 seconds, to die hard
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
Doom is eternal.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
