Franchise jokes
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.