Franchise jokes
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What do you call Mario?
Bros.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.