Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Doom is eternal.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
paul walker started in 3 movies fast and furious, gone in 60 seconds, to die hard
