Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Doom is eternal.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
