Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Doom is eternal.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
