Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
