30+ Ownership Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

Why do orphans support slavery?

They finally have an owner.

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

First meme here

A black cat is lying on a wooden floor, biting a white flip-flop. Another floral flip-flop is on the floor nearby. The text "YOUR SOLE IS MINE!" is written in white capital letters across the bottom of the image.

My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,

"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.