Ownership

Ownership Jokes

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so weโ€™re good.

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didnโ€™t have the receipt.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I donโ€™t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I donโ€™t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ