50+ Ownership Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

Why do orphans support slavery?

They finally have an owner.

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

First meme here

A black cat is lying on a wooden floor, biting a white flip-flop. Another floral flip-flop is on the floor nearby. The text "YOUR SOLE IS MINE!" is written in white capital letters across the bottom of the image.

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,

"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.