When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋
what do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand s"
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
A man found a chest full of gold so he went to go tell his wife only to remember why he was digging
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)
-Dark_Humor
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
