A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
