What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor š
Iāll never forget the first time we met. But Iāll keep trying.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)
-Dark_Humor
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not thatās your phone number
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
Iāll never forget my dadās last words. āErase my search history, son.ā
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Women be like men are trash forgets women raised those men.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
1.) Whatās Yellow And Canāt Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - āyouāre still holding the ladder right?ā 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
The first rule of the Alzheimerās club is...
Wait, where are we again?
--> I only have 4 moods:
ā¢ fuck this ā¢ fuck that ā¢ fuck me ā¢ fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
ā¢ fuck yeah ā¢ fuck no ā¢ fuck my life ā¢ fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
ā¢ fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
ā¢ fuck
This is beautiful
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes itās a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesnāt change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and donāt let people break your dreams and donāt Forget them either so no matter who you are donāt let people change who you arešŗš®
I've got not much of anything to be honest Been in special classes in school Not liked by people Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me 31 years old and never had sex pathetic Not very smart Don't look good Hate myself more than anything Been a failure at everything in life Probably be alone forever People treat me like crap Can't do anything right And the list goes on and on
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet the answer is ,I forget I'm a extreme procrastinator keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
