Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
