The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
why cant a orphan play football cause they cant find home or return.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
