Tackle jokes

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.

“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"