I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world “The guy who tackles the make a wish kid”
