I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
