I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Tackle Jokes
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
