I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world “The guy who tackles the make a wish kid”
