Tackle jokes
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Community talk
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more