Football jokes
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Why are orphans so bad at football?
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.