Football jokes
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.