Football jokes

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.

Why are Muslims terrible at football?

Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Why are orphans so bad at football?

Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?

The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*