Football jokes
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.