Football jokes

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

Why are Muslims terrible at football?

Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.

Why are orphans so bad at football?

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?

The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.