Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Football Jokes
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Messi is really messy.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Messi chiquito...
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
