Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Messi chiquito...
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
why can't chinese people play football? they will eat the bat
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Messi is really messy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
