What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Big foot is just a normal person who covered himself in pritt stick and went down on susan boyle
Greg fucking steals toes!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
