Food Jokes

What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic

Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day

whats an emos favorite food

shot gun ammo

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

What’s your favourite food chode in the hole

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one

the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account

My friend thinks he is funny.He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion,so I threw a coconut at him.

ur mom loves to eat logs lmao

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

How do you know if a rapper is hungry?

They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES