Food jokes

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Egg surprise!

What is a pup's favorite pizza?

Pupperoni

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

I have a horse named Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?

He got corn-ered!

Peanut butter 🧈?

What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?

Salmon Says!

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?

A: Because it will eat your "aunts."

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!

What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?

An Oreo.

What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

...A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What do mice eat for dinner?

Mac n Cheese.

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?

The Milky Way!