Food jokes
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.