Food jokes
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Memes
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.