Food jokes
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?