Food jokes
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Peanut butter 🧈?
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.