Food jokes
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.