I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Peanut butter 🧈?
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.