Food jokes
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Peanut butter 🧈?
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.