Food jokes

What do you call a disabled orphan?

A left over vegetables.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

What is black and long?

A line at KFC.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?

He wanted to eat ahead of the others.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Egg surprise!