Food

Food jokes

Cannibal

Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?

He wanted to eat ahead of the others.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Copy

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

Cucumber

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

Memes

Bike

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Ass

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

Maze

Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?

He got corn-ered!

Family

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?

A: Because it will eat your "aunts."

Girl Scout

What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

...A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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  • Grape

    *bowl of dark grapes*

    Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

    Friend 2: Black? Good one.

    Friend 1: 21 at a time.