Food jokes

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

What's black and long?

- The line at KFC.

What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?

Salmon Says!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

I have a horse named Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

What is a pup's favorite pizza?

Pupperoni

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Egg surprise!

Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?

He wanted to eat ahead of the others.

Peanut butter 🧈?

Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?

A: Because it will eat your "aunts."

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?

He got corn-ered!