How do you eat a meat? - you steak it in your mouth
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
Where do you go when a food dies? A fooderal
A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
What is batman's favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
who is the coolest vegetable rad-ish of course
how bout that aierplane food? i eat it when im high
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
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What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
