Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Peanut butter 🧈?
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.