Food jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Memes
Meme:
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
Peanut butter 🧈?