Food jokes
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Peanut butter 🧈?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣