Food jokes
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
A meme
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.