What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Food Jokes
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
