Food jokes
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️