Food jokes
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.