"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
