Food jokes
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Butter believe it.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
I think you're eggcellent!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Omnom.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Doritos.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.