Food jokes
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. ππβ€οΈ
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Memes
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Where were the first French Fries π made?
In Greece.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
Why do lions π¦ go to SUBWAY π₯ͺ?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.