Food jokes
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
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What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.