Food jokes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Bunger.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Have you ever eaten African food?
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!