Food jokes
Have you ever eaten African food?
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Memes
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!