Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Food Jokes
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
