Food jokes

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

Self-raising flour.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.

Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?

Because they like to EAT FLESH.

"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."

I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?

It made sour milk.