Food

Food jokes

Potato

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

Restaurant

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Memes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

Cow

Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?

It made sour milk.

Oreo

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

Day

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Stripper

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

Coffin

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

Frog

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

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  • Cake

    Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

    A piece of cake.