Food jokes
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
Memes
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂