Food jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Hm, free food
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."