i would tell you a joke about pizza but Its too cheesy
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
A brain eats cheddar cheese
Why was 911 anoyed at the pizza guy.
Because the ordered meatlovers but they got plane
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny
Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods
Who discovered shrimp were edible? Proble the same one who invented the blowjob. *-*
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
You so far you tried to eat the word edible
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
What do squats eat? Numbers
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain
