Food jokes
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.