Food jokes
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
Memes
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.