Food jokes
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.