Food jokes

I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

Self-raising flour.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.

"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."

Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?

Because they like to EAT FLESH.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

What did the angry cow say to its enemy?

"We have beef!"

What do you call an egg murder?

An eggs-terminator!

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.