Food jokes
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Memes
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Bunger.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.