Food jokes
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Don't drop the soup.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.