Food

Food Jokes

Meat

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

Butterfly

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

Charity

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

Banana

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Dad

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

Difference

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Dad

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

Ash

Did you hear about the woman who put her husbandโ€™s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

Bagel

What is another word for a bagel? ๐Ÿฅฏ

Jewish doughnut โœก๏ธ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ–

Dwarf

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. Iโ€™ve got a friend whoโ€™s a dwarf...

...and heโ€™s struggling to put food on the table.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Dairy

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.