I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in africa? Dry Vegeatable
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you...
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
