Food jokes
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.