Food jokes
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
Bunger.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."