Food jokes
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Mama milky?
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Like if you love food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."