Food jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Memes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Bunger.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Have you ever eaten African food?