Food jokes
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Toaster Strudel
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.