Food jokes
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
join the nugget army
Have you ever eaten African food?
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.