Food jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
The best snack
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.