Food jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
"Mitchnite burger."
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Like if you love food!
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.