Food Jokes

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.

Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted

i like mangoes

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow

Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.

What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!

Gaining wait is gonna be a peace of cake

why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it

your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.

Cashew a question? Nut now!

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.

Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread