Food jokes
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.