Food jokes
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Hi, I like food.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.