Food jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.