Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
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What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
why can Chinese people play base ball.
.because they ate the bat
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it's self!
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
