Food jokes
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.