Food jokes
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Who would you choose?
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Pineapple turnover.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.