Food

Food jokes

Fat

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Nut

Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"

Baby

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.

Memes

Pie

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

Catholic priest

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

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  • Covid

    When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

    Cannibal

    These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

    Race

    There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.

    Abortion center

    I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.