Food jokes

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?

A hambone.

Beans

I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.

What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?

Explosion.

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.

Why can't a blind person eat fish?

They can't see food.

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).