Food jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Beans
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"