Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it