Food jokes
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.