Food Jokes

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

What does a person eat before a race?

Answer: They fast

10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly

This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary

What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.