Food jokes
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
They are delicious.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're all shellfish.
I make baby mush.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.