Food jokes
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Potatoes
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
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People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......