Food jokes
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.