Food jokes
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.