Food jokes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
Memes
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.