Food jokes
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Memes
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."