What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
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The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
They are delicious.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube
a chicken is dellisis
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese
