Food jokes
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Memes
The best snack
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
Pizza Hut.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."