Food jokes
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Pizza Hut.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?