What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
