Food jokes
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Memes
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)