Food jokes
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.