Food jokes
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Memes
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.