Food jokes
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.