Food jokes

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!

What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream cheese.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?

A hambone.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

I found Nemo.

He was tasty.

What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.

Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What did the salad say to pineapple?

"Lettuce be friends."

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.