Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it's self!
why can Chinese people play base ball.
.because they ate the bat
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer Balls, two for under a Buck!
