Food

Food jokes

Beef

What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!

Pie

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

Pasta

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

Memes

Cake

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

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  • Vegetable

    Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

    Worm

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Finding only half a worm.

    Pasta

    What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

    Cop

    What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?

    Pigs in a blanket.

    Flight Attendant

    It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

    "What are my choices?" the passenger said.

    "Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.

    Baby

    How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?

    Tortilla chips.