What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box