Food jokes
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...