Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
