What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about the double meaning of the word "beat". You can scramble an egg by beating it. But with the other thing, you can't "beat" it, you just kinda...do it. I bet you still don't get it, do you? You should probably ask your mom or dad about it. Or better yet, stick to stuff you understand, like staring at walls.
Lezdom
I hope you get the yolk